Eye Witness (Dallas, TX):  The first time I saw Spud, he was driving by my house and I couldn't
believe what I saw...He was sticking his tongue out at me and he was going way to fast
in that little sports car of his! I called the cops, but he was already gone. Even his car had
its tongue sticking out!

Eye Witness (Crawford, TX): We were out lounging by the pool and there they were...The Tater Head Family and their body guard. Those moochers, all they did was snorkel, eat our food, scare our animals and
 lay in the sun. An that Mrs. Tater Head didn't float very well, next thing we knew, she was on the bottom.
 She should've used one of those floatie things for chil'rens. At least that Mr. Tater Head can cook!