Eye Witness (Eddy, TX): We went to see the best little miniature donkey brothel around, Short Assets Ranch, 
and guess who was there?.... The Potato Head family!
 Who would have thought they had an interest in mini donkeys? Mr. Potato Head tried to ride those little
creatures, but they didn't like his reinforced tread sneakers. So he got booted and pushed around quite a bit.
Mr. Potato Head would like to thank Cha Cha, Neonraven and Dakota for not eating his parts!