Eye Witness (Port Aransas, TX - The Beach): The Tater Heads could not use the Public Beach since
they are in TPP, so they traveled down almost to access road 2 and hit the beach!
 Those Secret Service guys let us stay, as long as we didn't get any closer. Even Mr. Tater's inlaws,
Ore and Ida Ho Tater showed up, including crazy cousin Tate R. Chip. Wait...what is that??....
A MERMAID!!! Surely not a mermaid, has to be too much sun. We think it finally got to hot for
Mr. Tater Head, because he lost his marbles and began smoking again! Next time they need to drive
a more powerful vehicle for the sand.

	Taj Ma Tater Some really great  people helped the Tater Heads build this Shrine to Taters 'round the World. Thanks to Dave, Kurt, Todd & Pat for making a Tater Head dream come true.