Personal Report by Mr. Potato Head (Somewhere in the Southern USA): Farmer Toeskin called upon
us to examine his newly developed crop circles. Since he himself was of the Tuber lineage, he
thought that this was the work of the ESP Gang. Upon arrival, three circles were visible. As we
approached one of the impressions, I began to feel strange forces pulling me toward
 the center of the circle and I could not break away. All of a sudden I was flying through a tunnel of
light and it felt like it had been several millions of years that had past. Then, I heard Mrs. Potato Head
calling for me and he knew that I was back in the mysterious field....face down. If I had not
landed face down, I would not have seen the serrated outline in the grass. I ran over and hugged my lovely bride and informed the Farmer to stay away from this field. The ESP had definitely been in this field.