Greeting and Hallucinations! My name is Mr. Potato Head. As you may know, the ESP (Evil Spud Peeler) wants to skin me alive. The Federal Agents believe that he is jealous of my good looks and great repute! 

Please help me confuse the ESP with my decoy, GeoSpud, by moving his parts to Hasbro Hqtrs. in Rhode Island via geocaching. Once on site, assemble all of GeoSpud's parts, take his picture and email it to the address below. Upon receipt of this picture, a new location, in the Western United States, will be divulged. Help keep GeoSpud moving!!

Thank you! You have helped my family and I escape the clutches of the ESP!