Madam Ida Hoe

Against the wishes of the TPP, Mrs. Potato Head and I decided to seek the advice of a Psychic
that is trusted by the Feds, Madam Ida Hoe. We wanted to find out if she had any intuition of where
the ESP was hiding or who he/she/they were. Upon arrival, Madam asked our names; at first
I thought that she should know our names since she is a psychic, but I became distracted after viewing her online Doctorate of Psychic Paranormal Sciences degree that was hanging on the wall.

She took my hand and told me to hold my wife's hand. Her eyes rolled back and she began to speak in tongues. I began to interrupt her, but she then came down from her levitated state and gazed into her
Crystal Tuber Sphere. She said that she was being shown mashed Potatos and that she sensed many
life forms were after us. Well, we knew that we didn't want to become mashed, so we continued to listen.
She told us to listen to the TPP agents and be careful, and that the forces and spirits were
pulling back. She seemed very tired so we left her to rest and reported back into the TPP.

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